The 'I Asked You Out But You Said No' Shuffle

Those boys may be handsome / But they'll hit you / They may be handsome / But they'll hit you...

You Don't Hold My Hand Anymore

You don't hold my hand anymore / I wish you'd just stop it / And put it in your pocket...

I Went To A Shit Club

You said your friend was feisty so you had to get the night bus home with her / Even though it had just cost us a bloody fiver to get in the bloody club...