Leave Her To Me, Chris

She spent the night at his bungalow / Came to work in his car...

Ant And Dec Aren't As Funny Without You

I have found / Ant and Dec aren't as funny without you...

Footlocker

I don't have much money / And I don't know what makes good shoes...

Divboy

You / M.A.K.E me / J.I.B.B.E.R.I.N.G.D.I.V boy

Everyone Knows How To Dance To Hip Hop Except Me

I find myself suddenly single / And I haven't been clubbing in ages....

Too Drunk To Walk

You're too drunk to walk / And I'm too scared of rapists...

Immigrant Girls

With your face you could be my soulmate / You make my whole bloody body ache...

Dontcha Wish Your Boyfriend Was More Like Me?

Voice like a donkey / And hung like an owl / I bet that you wish it was the other way around...

You're With Stupid

You're with stupid, you're with a dickhead, you're with a weirdo...

A Bank Holiday For You

If MPs were good at what they do /
They'd make a bank holiday for you...

Staying In On A Friday Night Is Very Different To Staying In On A Thursday Night

My head's banging with what I must be missing /
And my heart's aching with who you must be kissing...

He Looks Nothing Like Me

We were kissing and finding out who we were /
On that grassy bit outside Victoria...

I Can't Believe I'm Not Butter

I can't believe that I'm not butter /
The way I melt in your eyes...

Get Me An Alka Seltzer

I get this recurring spot on my chin /
That blows up like a fire engine...

Why Aren't I Kissing Beyoncé Knowles?

I don't know what that joke meant /
But I know it was funny and at my expense /
So I'll just laugh and pretend /
I find myself as funny as they do...

Adam Likes You

Oh I'd love to hold your hand through the night /
Pretend to like the things that you like /
I say I love that song by the Artful Dodger /
And invent a robot to serve you vodka...

Crap At The Environment

I might be crap at the environment, my dear /
But before the ice-caps disappear...

Mr Wallis Please

I'll tell you straight /
Your Dad has no manners /
He says I'm a prat /
And looks at me with daggers when you touch my thigh...

Let's Snog

I can't stop saying your name
But that's not due to my stutter
It's 'cos you are utterly beautiful and I, I love you...