Wednesday, 25 November 2009

Too Drunk To Walk

You're too drunk to walk / And I'm too scared of rapists...

Wednesday, 18 November 2009

Immigrant Girls

With your face you could be my soulmate / You make my whole bloody body ache...

Wednesday, 11 November 2009

Dontcha Wish Your Boyfriend Was More Like Me?

Voice like a donkey / And hung like an owl / I bet that you wish it was the other way around...

Wednesday, 4 November 2009

You're With Stupid

You're with stupid, you're with a dickhead, you're with a weirdo...