Lynx And Febreze

I'm too sad to wash / I start drinking at 12 / I eat 3 meals a day in Maccy D's...

Give Me Your Wife

Buy her a bicycle too, 'Dave' / So you can go on outings together, 'Dave' / Leave the kids with your Dad, 'Dave' / And give her a day in the spa, 'Dave'...

Is It True You're Going Out With A Builder?

I'm not doing jokes / I'm not doing flattery / You make me so excited / That you could hang a hat on me...

The Best Fucking Weekend That Anyone Has Ever Had

We drank so much we couldn't leave the house / And I farted so much you nearly kicked me out...