Does That Count As Flirting?

Are you the result of a bad education / Did your Dad not teach you it's wrong to be rude? / Why are the girls who have the least manners / Always the ones that you want to see nude?

Sometimes I Walk Away From A Situation And Wish I'd Been Wittier In That Situation

So I pick at the grass as if I'm not awkward / As if I haven't already named our daughters / As if I've not considered taking your clothes off...

I Nearly Asked If I Could Marry You

I wish I hadn't laddered my tights / On your first day at our school...

Me & The Flower Arrangers

I don't like flower arranging / I only go to the classes to get closer to the ladies...